Adjectives Rarely Used by Wine Tasters.
Chunky
Super-charged
Pondy
Wine-a-licious
Alcoholy
Hallucinatory
Crippling
Caffeinated
Sludgy
Berserker-rage-inducing

Thirteen Leading Synonyms for "Deliverables" in 2005.
Shuffleables
Stapleables
Shreddables
Tweakables
Postponeables
Blameables
Whineables
Deleteables
Paybackables
Retoolables
Hurlables
Buryables
Dropkickables

Things That Paper Could Be Replaced With to Make Rock, Paper, Scissors More Believable.

Dynamite (Dynamite blows up Rock, Scissors cut fuse)
Teenagers (Teenagers bash Rock, Scissors cut Teenagers)
The Hands of Time (erosion wears away Rock, Scissors are stainless steel)

The Edge Still Introducing Self as Such

MALIBU, CA—U2 guitarist The Edge, born David Evans, introduces himself by his stage name, sources reported Monday. "He showed up at parent-teacher conferences, extended his hand, and said, 'Hi, I'm Sian's father The Edge,'" said Dory Beckman, a second-grade teacher at Malibu Heights Elementary. "I didn't quite understand, so he said, 'U2's The Edge.' Well, I guess with all the records he's sold, he's entitled to call himself whatever he wants." Employees at Gladstone's 4 Fish restaurant said Evans placed "The Edge" on their waiting list when he took his family out for fried scallops last week.


Live shot of the Burrard St. Bridge