WITHOUT IDEAS OR VIOLENCE

Sara, Sara,
Wherever we travel we're never apart.
Sara, oh Sara,
Beautiful lady, so dear to my heart.

How did I meet you? I don't know.
A messenger sent me in a tropical storm.
You were there in the winter, moonlight on the snow
And on Lily Pond Lane when the weather was warm.
Sara, oh Sara,
Scorpio Sphinx in a calico dress,
Sara, Sara,
You must forgive me my unworthiness.

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Alternate Titles for House of Flying Daggers
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House of Boring Dialogue
House of Chinese Melodrama
House of Attempted Date Rape
House of Futons
House of Mostly Implied Fight Sequences
House of Disinterested Kissing
House of Maybe "Crouching Tiger" Wasn't So Bad After All
House of Possibly Filmed in Vancouver
House of Ancient China Blows
House of Holy Crap, the Seasons Just Changed Suddenly From Fall to Winter
During a Single Dull Swordfight Over the Honor of a Dead Woman That Both Men Tried to Ravish
House of There's a Character Named Leo in This
House of I Should Have Rented "Hero"
House of the Reason I Should Have Rented "Hero" Is Because All the Cool Fight Scenes I Thought Were in This I'm Now Pretty Sure Are in That