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10.31.2005

BOOKS

A new book by septuagenarian Gabriel Garcia Marquez. With his usual sensual gravity and Olympian humor, Marquez has written a love letter to the dying light.

A review by John Updike:

Memories of My Melancholy Whores

The works of Gabriel García Márquez contain a great deal of love, depicted as a doom, a demonic possession, a disease that, once contracted, cannot be easily cured. Not infrequently the afflicted are an older man and a younger woman, hardly more than a child. In “One Hundred Years of Solitude” (1967; English translation 1970), Aureliano Buendía visits a very young whore:

The adolescent mulatto girl, with her small bitch’s teats, was naked on the bed. Before Aureliano sixty-three men had passed through the room that night. From being used so much, kneaded with sweat and sighs, the air in the room had begun to turn to mud. The girl took off the soaked sheet and asked Aureliano to hold it by one side. It was as heavy as a piece of canvas. They squeezed it, twisting it at the ends until it regained its natural weight. They turned over the mat and the sweat came out of the other side. Aureliano was anxious for that operation never to end.

Her condition is pitiable:

Her back was raw. Her skin was stuck to her ribs and her breathing was forced because of an immeasurable exhaustion. Two years before, far away from there, she had fallen asleep without putting out the candle and had awakened surrounded by flames. The house where she lived with the grandmother who had raised her was reduced to ashes. Since then her grandmother carried her from town to town, putting her to bed for twenty cents in order to make up the value of the burned house. According to the girl’s calculations, she still had ten years of seventy men per night, because she also had to pay the expenses of the trip and food for both of them.


Aureliano does not take advantage of her overexploited charms, and leaves the room “troubled by a desire to weep.” He has—you guessed it—fallen in love:

He felt an irresistible need to love her and protect her. At dawn, worn out by insomnia and fever, he made the calm decision to marry her in order to free her from the despotism of her grandmother and to enjoy all the nights of satisfaction that she would give the seventy men.


This curious blend of the squalid and the enchanted—perhaps not so curious in the social context of the author’s native Colombia in the years of his youth—returns, five years later, in the long short story “The Incredible and Sad Tale of Innocent Eréndira and Her Heartless Grandmother” (translated 1978), which was made into a movie from a script by the author. The situation has become more fabulous, with its Catholic subtext—whoredom as the martyrdom of an innocent—underlined; Eréndira’s would-be rescuer is Ulises, “a gilded adolescent with lonely maritime eyes and with the appearance of a furtive angel,” and her grandmother is fully demonic, huge in bulk, with “mercilessly tattooed” shoulders and, it turns out, green blood, “oily blood, shiny and green, just like mint honey.”

Eréndira, when we first meet her, has “just turned fourteen,” whereas Sierva María de Todos los Ángeles, the heroine of García Márquez’s uncanny short historical novel “Of Love and Other Demons” (1994; translated 1995), turns twelve as the book opens. Her mother is “an untamed mestiza of the so-called shopkeeper aristocracy: seductive, rapacious, brazen, with a hunger in her womb that could have satisfied an entire barracks.” Her father, the second Marquis de Casalduero, is a “funereal, effeminate man, as pale as a lily because the bats drained his blood while he slept.” Neither parent has any energy or affection to spare the child, so she is reared by the decaying household’s contingent of slaves, and learns their languages, dances, religion, and diet—a goat’s eyes and testicles are her favorite meal, “cooked in lard and seasoned with burning spices.” Her most striking physical feature is her radiant copper hair; it has never been cut and is braided into loops so as not to interfere with her walking.

On her birthday, she is bitten by a rabid dog, and though she never develops symptoms, the medical precautions, and her own charisma, prove to be fatal. Her father, roused to notice her existence, falls in love with her, suddenly “knowing he loved her as he had never loved in this world,” and so does the devout and learned thirty-six-year-old priest, Cayetano Delaura, who is placed in charge of the exorcism that the Church has deemed necessary, in view of her willful and feral behavior. Delaura at last proclaims his love to her: “He confessed that every moment was filled with thoughts of her, that everything he ate and drank tasted of her, that she was his life, always and everywhere, as only God had the right and power to be, and that the supreme joy of his heart would be to die with her.” Denis de Rougemont’s analysis of romantic love as a Catholic heresy could scarcely be better illustrated. As García Márquez frames these cases, an element of whoredom is necessary to the, in Stendhal’s term, “crystallization” of love.

Sordid imputations swirl about the pre-teen Sierva María. Condemned to a convent, she shows up in a hat, found in an old chest and gaily decorated with ribbons; the abbess, in her perpetual puritan fury, calls it “the hat of a slut.” Rumors of Delaura’s attentions in her convent cell cause the child to be called “his pregnant whore.” The pair do embrace, and even begin to experience, through daily exposure, “the tedium of everyday love,” but she remains a virgin, in hopes of an eventual marriage. Nevertheless, there is no doubt that she has the talent that the physician and seer Abrenuncio names when he says, “Sex is a talent, and I do not have it.” For all of Delaura’s vows, it is Sierva María who stops eating and dies for love. Her hair tells the tale: the nuns shave it off, but when she is found dead “strands of hair gushed like bubbles as they grew back on her shaved head,” and two hundred years later “a stream of living hair the intense color of copper” flows from her crypt, to the length of twenty-two metres. The miracle was witnessed, it is explained in a foreword, by the twenty-one-year-old journalist Gabriel García Márquez.

His new novel, “Memories of My Melancholy Whores” (translated from the Spanish by Edith Grossman; Knopf; $20), is his first work of fiction in ten years, and a mere hundred and fifteen pages long. It revisits the figure of a young whore, “just turned fourteen,” stretched naked on a soaked bed. The moisture, this time, is her own “phosphorescent perspiration,” and her lover, our unnamed protagonist and narrator, is all of ninety years old. García Márquez, a master of the arresting first sentence, begins his little book, “The year I turned ninety, I wanted to give myself the gift of a night of wild love with an adolescent virgin.” Though the author was born in 1927 and is thus still shy of eighty, many homey details seem lifted from within his own study. The hero is a writer, having for fifty years composed a column, “El Diario de La Paz,” for the local newspaper; he reads and cites books, favoring the Roman classics, and keeps a collection of dictionaries; he listens carefully to classical music, and supplies the titles of his selections. The city he lives in is, as he is, unnamed, but its location, “twenty leagues distant” from the estuary of the Great Magdalena River, puts it in the neighborhood of García Márquez’s native town of Aracataca. As for the time of the action, the narrator gives his age as thirty-two when his father dies, “on the day the treaty of Neerlandia was signed, putting an end to the War of the Thousand Days”; that would be 1902, so our hero would have been born in 1870 and aged ninety in 1960. He tells us that he is “ugly, shy, and anachronistic,” and has “never gone to bed with a woman I didn’t pay.” A retired prostitute whom he meets on a bus refers to, perhaps in a reflex of professional flattery, “that burro’s cock the devil gave you as a reward for cowardice and stinginess.” He has never married and keeps no pets; a faithful servant, the “Indianlike, strong, rustic” Damiana, tends to his modest needs, moving about barefoot so as not to disturb his writing. Though impecunious, he attends many cultural events and knows the trials of fame: strangers approach him “with a frightening look of pitiless admiration.” His prose displays, in Edith Grossman’s expert translation, the chiselled stateliness and colorful felicities that distinguish everything García Márquez composes. “Memories of My Melancholy Whores,” reminiscent in its terseness of such stoic fellow-Latins as the Brazilian Machado de Assis and the Colombia-born Álvaro Mutis, is a velvety pleasure to read, though somewhat disagreeable to contemplate; it has the necrophiliac tendencies of the precocious short stories, obsessed with living death, that García Márquez published in his early twenties.

The virgin whom the veteran brothel madam Rosa Cabarcas provides for her old client is a poor girl who lives with her crippled mother and feeds her brothers and sisters by a daily stint of sewing on buttons in a clothing factory. She is, Rosa Cabarcas confides, “dying of fear,” because a friend of hers bled to death in losing her virginity. To quiet her nerves, she has been given a mixture of bromide and valerian that relaxes her so soundly that our hero’s night with her consists of his watching her sleep:

Her newborn breasts still seemed like a boy’s, but they appeared full to bursting with a secret energy that was ready to explode. The best part of her body were her large, silent-stepping feet with toes as long and sensitive as fingers. . . . The adornments and cosmetics could not hide her character: the haughty nose, heavy eyebrows, intense lips. I thought: A tender young fighting bull.


His subsequent visits follow the same pattern: she, drugged and exhausted by overwork, sleeps while the ninety-year-old lies beside her, eavesdropping upon her breathing, at one point so faint that he takes her pulse to reassure himself that she is still alive. He imagines her blood as it circulates “through her veins with the fluidity of a song that branched off into the most hidden areas of her body and returned to her heart, purified by love.” Whose love? Presumably his, directed toward an inert love object. He reads and sings to her, all in her sleep. Not once do we see her wake, or hear her talk, though the happy ending reports that she has feelings and awareness. His relationship, insofar as the action holds any, is with Rosa Cabarcas and those others who witnessed his whore-crazy prime, when he “was twice crowned client of the year.” Sleeping Beauty needs only to keep sleeping; her beauty under the male gaze is her raison d’être, and what she does when kissed awake is off the record, as is the cruelty of the economic system that turns young females into fair game for sexual predators. The narrator does not deplore the grim underpinnings of whoredom, or consider the atavistic barbarism of buying girls in order to crack their hymens. Such moral concerns are irrelevant to the rapture that is his basic subject—the rebirth of love and its torments in a body that he had thought was “free at last of a servitude that had kept me enslaved since the age of thirteen.” He reassures the reader, “I would not have traded the delights of my suffering for anything in the world.” He is, at ninety, alive, with love’s pain to prove it.

“Memories of My Melancholy Whores” feels less about love than about age and illness. Furtively vivid images give us whiffs of the underlying distress: “My heart filled with an acidic foam that interfered with my breathing”; “I’d rather die first, I said, my saliva icy.” The narrator’s asshole, we are told more than once, burns. His sense of reality keeps slipping, as it does with old people, sometimes into a startling loveliness: “The full moon was climbing to the middle of the sky and the world looked as if it were submerged in green water.” Magic realism has always depended on the subaqueous refractions of memory. So does love: “From then on I had her in my memory with so much clarity that I could do what I wanted with her. . . . Seeing and touching her in the flesh, she seemed less real to me than in my memory.” As both de Rougemont and Freud (in 1912’s essay “The Most Prevalent Form of Degradation in Erotic Life”) suggest, the woman present in the flesh, the wife or surrogate mother with her complicated, obdurate reality and pressing needs, is less aphrodisiac than the woman, imagined or hired, whose will is our own. In “Of Love and Other Demons,” this phantom appears as a forlorn little princess, a wild and enigmatic waif. In “Memories of My Melancholy Whores,” she is a working-class cipher who surrenders in her sleep, and whose speechless body represents the marvel of life. The instinct to memorialize one’s loves is not peculiar to nonagenarian rakes; in the slow ruin of life, such memory reverses the current for a moment and silences the voice that murmurs in our narrator’s ear, “No matter what you do, this year or in the next hundred, you will be dead forever.” The septuagenarian Gabriel García Márquez, while he is still alive, has composed, with his usual sensual gravity and Olympian humor, a love letter to the dying light.



FILM

Jarhead

“Jarhead,” which is based on Anthony Swofford’s 2003 memoir of the Gulf War, gets under way with a standard scene of boot-camp training. Tony Swofford (Jake Gyllenhaal), a young Marine recruit, screams “Sir! Yes, sir!” as a drill instructor curses him out and slams him around. That noisy tyrant is an old acquaintance. In American movies, the drill instructor—unreasonable, unfathomable, louder than a public-address system—has become a comic staple, a licensed foulmouth who would probably disappoint moviegoers if he weren’t so hammily outrageous. Tony survives, and passes into the hands of his next tormentor, Staff Sergeant Sykes (Jamie Foxx), the head of the special sniper unit that Tony has been assigned to. More terrific cussing follows, which Foxx delivers with a comic’s practiced rhythm and speed. Tony, his ears ringing, also gets hazed by the other recruits in his squad, who handcuff him to a bed and threaten to brand him with the letters “USMC.” The branding, however, turns out to be a put-on—the iron is cold. Tony is not yet enough of a marine to be branded by his friends.

At first, “Jarhead” seems to be the latest version of a traditional American narrative: a young man enters the military, undergoes bewildering ordeals, ships off to war, and finds out who he is. The writer, William Broyles, Jr., who adapted Swofford’s book, and the director, Sam Mendes, clearly want to remind us of the story’s cinematic lineage. That boot-camp sequence feels like a reduced version of the head-bashing training episode in Kubrick’s “Full Metal Jacket.” Later in the movie, the trainees, before going overseas, assemble to watch Coppola’s “Apocalypse Now,” and when Robert Duvall and his men come roaring over the water in their helicopters and attack a small village, the trainees shout along with the “Ride of the Valkyries” on the soundtrack, stomping and cheering. The combat scenes in Vietnam War movies are like porn for them, a part of the way they rev up. They don’t know, or don’t care, that Coppola’s sequence is meant sardonically, as an example of pointless overkill; they want to be terrifying, too.

The movie, it appears, is celebrating a barbarian warrior caste, a group of testosterone-drunk daredevils. The word “jarhead” refers not only to the Marine haircut—Tony’s hair is clipped high and tight—but to an empty vessel that gets filled with fighting instincts and Marine lore. When Tony arrives at camp, he is amused by the brutality and then frightened by it, but he quickly gets caught up in Corps manners—a process of manhandling every recruit into his proper function, which the recruits, in bursts of prideful masochism, accept as the only way anything can be done. As Tony gets pounded into shape, however, we don’t get a firm grip on his identity. Jake Gyllenhaal’s shorn skull has the effect of making his eyes look enormous and his mouth a clown’s grimace, and he responds openly to everything; his face is a mask of pleasure and suffering. But, even as we’re reading Tony’s immediate emotions, the filmmakers don’t tell us what’s going on inside him. He brings very little temperament or history with him, and, if he has a self that’s being enlarged or violated by what he’s going through, we don’t know what it is. But we expect to find out as he proceeds toward war.

Muscled, primed, and ready to go, the Marines arrive in Saudi Arabia in the fall of 1990—and there they wait. The coalition forces build up slowly, over months, and, as the screen time passes, Sam Mendes has a serious problem on his hands: how do you make something interesting out of endless sitting around? Mendes, the director of “American Beauty” and “Road to Perdition,” suffers perhaps more than another director would from this peculiar situation—he has a strong feeling for visual patterning but a faltering dramatic sense. “American Beauty,” his best movie, was shot in exquisitely designed jigsaw pieces that just barely fit together. “Road to Perdition” was almost decadently luscious—a glistening illustrated gangster saga—but dramatically ineffective. “Jarhead” isn’t luscious, but it has been designed for painterly effect. Mendes and his cinematographer, Roger Deakins, establish both dominant and subordinate colors for a given sequence, and they produce some hallucinatory moments: the pale-brown desert seeps so far into the men’s skin that they begin to look like sand crabs; red flames illuminate a dark night sky as hot oil rains down on the men, and we seem to be at the edge not of the desert but of Dante’s fiery lake.

Stunning as an experience of hellish dislocation, the movie nevertheless comes to a stop in the sand and never really gets moving again. The heat is ferocious, and the men are instructed to drink bottles of water; they “hydrate” and then stand in a row, on a berm, pissing; they train in clumsy gas-protection suits, complete with masks, and horse their way through a football game in the stifling equipment; they undergo bizarre punishments, get into brawls and threaten to kill one another. For them, sadism and masochism are not two sides of the same coin; they’re all that the coin is made of. A marine without a battle gives and receives pain in an endless cycle of frustration and nullity.

It gradually dawns on us that these young warriors aren’t going to have their war. Tanks and fighter planes are handling the Iraqi Army, and Tony’s unit turns out to be useless. Stymied, the men fall into a state of adolescent egocentricity: We’re just jarheads, a tough, crazy bunch of guys, and nobody gives a damn about us, especially the women back home who are supposed to remain loyal but who betray us, and so on. Swofford’s book gives way to self-glorification and maudlin sorrow, too, but you can enjoy the grit and flourish of his prose. In the movie, the men’s manic disillusion becomes so violent and surreally unpleasant that we are put in the position of longing for them to saddle up and kill someone just so the picture can go somewhere. Only the test of combat can absolve all the screwing around and self-pity of its inherent infantilism.

“Jarhead” has an oddly amorphous and inconclusive feeling to it. We never do find out who Tony is, and his best friend, Troy (Peter Sarsgaard), who shifts back and forth between sanity and hysteria, is a mystery, too. The old war-story narrative may have run aground in the Gulf War, but since questions of courage and character are left up in the air, you wonder why the material wasn’t played differently—with a greater sense of irony, say, or as absurdist comedy, in something like the style of David O. Russell’s Gulf War movie, “Three Kings.” What’s left instead of laughter is a rather sour implication. Underneath all the roughhousing, there’s a persistent sexual menace—towel-snapping in the shower and mock rapes and insults that depend on feminizing the victim of the joke. Broyles and Mendes are saying, I think, that men who are this casually abusive of one another’s bodies could slip, without much provocation, into sexually humiliating detained prisoners. “Jarhead” is an inglorious portrait of military life which points to the next Gulf War and the degrading japes of Abu Ghraib and other prisons.



POLITICS

from The Economist

Harry Reid has not impressed too many people in his short tenure so far as the leader of America’s Democrats in the Senate. But on the evening of Sunday October 30th night, his prescience was striking. He predicted on CNN television, as George Bush was reeling from a series of political calamities, that the president might choose to use a Supreme Court nomination to pick a fight with the left and rally his conservative base. “If he wants to divert attention from all of his many problems, he can send us somebody that is going to create a lot of problems.” He referred to Samuel Alito, a conservative appeal-court judge, as just such a nominee. Mr Bush, rarely one to back down from a fight, nominated Mr Alito on Monday morning.

Both left and right have learned the value of defining a nominee quickly—first impressions stick. When Mr Bush picked John Roberts to sit on the Supreme Court in July, the impression of him as eminently well-qualified, conservative but not ideological, and a calm family man, stuck from day one. And when the president nominated Harriet Miers in early October, the initial negative impression of her as being an under-qualified Bush crony stuck as well, despite the White House’s repeated efforts to rebrand her. Ms Miers duly withdrew late last week. Mr Alito is her replacement.

E-mailed press releases and blog postings began flying as soon as the nomination was announced. Is Mr Alito really “Scalito”, a clone of Antonin Scalia, the firebrand conservative on the Supreme Court who believes that the constitution must mean only what its framers intended in the 1780s? The left will portray him as out of the mainstream, in favour of weakening the ability of women and minorities to seek protection in America’s civil-rights laws—and, of course, chipping away at a woman’s right to an abortion. The case that will receive the most scrutiny is Planned Parenthood v Casey, in which Mr Alito voted to uphold a requirement that would have forced women to notify their husbands (in most cases) before getting an abortion. That requirement was later struck down by the Supreme Court. Sandra Day O’Connor, the centrist whom Mr Alito would replace on the court—who was often seen as the swing vote on issues that divided right and left—wrote an opinion on Casey that explicitly disagreed with Mr Alito. Abortion-rights supporters have good reason to worry about Mr Alito replacing her.

On the other hand, conservatives are also working overtime to define the new nominee. Unlike Ms Miers, he comes with impressive credentials: Princeton and Yale, years of service in the Justice Department, and 15 years as a judge. Conservatives are also noting that the Senate confirmed Mr Alito unanimously in his current job in 1990, with compliments handed out by Democrats as well as Republicans.

The nomination raises, once again, the spectre of the “nuclear option”. Under the present rules, it takes just 41 senators (out of 100) to prolong debate indefinitely, killing a bill or blocking a presidential nominee to an important job—a tactic known as a filibuster. Earlier this year, Republicans sought to use their 55-to-45 majority to change Senate rules so that a simple majority of votes would be enough to confirm a judicial nominee. Eventually, a group of 14 senators from both sides of the house agreed on a compromise that would keep the filibuster, but only for “extreme” circumstances. Whether Mr Alito’s nomination is such a circumstance may now be the subject of a bitter partisan fight.

Grim times in the White House
Mr Bush might hope for such a fight, if it distracted Americans from his many troubles. The most notable and recent of these was the indictment last Friday of Lewis “Scooter” Libby, the chief-of-staff to Dick Cheney, the vice-president. Mr Libby is accused of lying to the FBI and a grand jury in an investigation into the outing of a CIA agent. He has resigned to fight the charges.

The case is a long and twisted one. In early 2002, the Bush administration got word from a foreign intelligence service—thought to be Italy’s—that Saddam Hussein had sought uranium in Niger. Mr Cheney’s office took an interest, seeking to consolidate the case for war. It asked the CIA to follow up, and Joseph Wilson, a retired diplomat, was sent to Africa. He found no evidence for the claim, and after the war wrote as much, angrily, in the New York Times. In the ensuing flap, two “senior administration officials” talked to Bob Novak, a columnist. He wrote that Mr Wilson was sent at the request of his wife, Valerie (née Plame), a CIA “operative” working on weapons of mass destruction. Ms Plame had been an undercover spy. Though by the time of Mr Novak's column she had been based safely in Virginia for several years, the article nonetheless blew her cover. The resulting investigation sought to determine whether someone broke the law in outing her.

Patrick Fitzgerald, a specially appointed prosecutor, has spent two years investigating the case. He forced several journalists to testify to a grand jury as to who from the administration had told them about Ms Plame’s job. One, Judy Miller of the New York Times, refused to talk about off-the-record sources and spent almost three months in jail before ultimately co-operating with the prosecutor. It turned out that she had spoken to Mr Libby. Other reporters had talked to Karl Rove, Mr Bush’s top political adviser.

The core issues of the indictment were how Mr Libby knew Ms Plame’s status, what he said to reporters, and how he described these facts to the grand jury. According to Mr Fitzgerald’s summation, Mr Libby claimed, to the FBI and under oath to the grand jury, to be at the end of a gossip chain, passing what he heard from reporters on to other reporters without substantiation. But in fact, the indictment alleges, Mr Libby learned what he knew from Mr Cheney and other administration officials. The indictment details seven alleged discussions Mr Libby had with officials about Ms Plame. The nub is this: Mr Libby claimed to be “taken aback” to learn, from reporters, that Ms Plame worked for the CIA. In fact, he was the first to put that information to the media.

Mr Libby now faces the prospect of a trial. What of others involved? After all, it was not Mr Libby who first told Mr Novak, the columnist who outed Ms Plame. Who was Mr Novak’s source? Mr Fitzgerald refused to say. Is Mr Rove off the hook? Again, Mr Fitzgerald demurred, talking only about the indictment he had just delivered, and saying that it was “standard procedure” to keep a grand jury open in case other matters come up. The prosecutor was so diligently neutral, despite repeated questions, that no one now knows whether he has merely some cleaning up to do or plans to pursue charges against Mr Rove or others.

Desperate move or brilliant counter-punch?
In nominating Mr Alito so soon after the indictment was announced, the president is seeking to seize the headlines back from Mr Fitzgerald. He certainly needs to do something. Last week saw not only the Miers withdrawal and Mr Libby’s indictment, but the number of American troops killed in Iraq cross the 2,000 mark. Mr Bush’s poll ratings lurk at the lowest levels of his presidency. Conservatives, including his evangelical base, had begun to get uneasy even before the nomination of the not-right-enough Ms Miers.

Rather than reaching across the aisle with his latest Supreme Court pick, it seems that Mr Bush has now put repairing his conservative base first. If he can succeed in getting Mr Alito confirmed, he will have won his first big victory for some time. But the Democrats, sensing a weak administration, will do what they can to make the process as painful as possible.



MUSIC

Your Fall Mix CD:

Kentucky Woman - Sun kil moon
O Sailor - Fiona Apple
The Greatest - Cat Power
Wind and the Mountain - Liz Phair
Will he be Waiting for me? - Sarah Harmer
He lays in the reins - Iron & Wine/Calexico
Shadows and Lights - Joni Mitchell
Drifters - Ron Sexsmith
Secret Heart - Feist
Under a Stormy Sky - Daniel Lanois
Where to Begin - My Morning Jacket
(and from Bryce's wedding on Saturday) Goldigger - Kanye

10.28.2005

MUSIC

Best Songs to Bounce Along this Autumn


YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE - the Strokes

Some people think they're always right
Others are quiet and uptight
Others, they seem so very nice nice nice nice, oh
Inside they might feel sad and wrong

Twenty-Hundred different attributes
Always not the kind you like, oh
Twenty ways to see the world, oh
Twenty ways to start a fight, oh

Oh, don't don't don't get out
Shot gun see the sunshine
I'll be waiting for you baby
'Cause I'm through
Sit me down, shut me up
I'll calm down
And I'll get along with you

A man don't notice what they got
Uh, women think of that a lot
One thousand ways to please your man, oh
And every one requires a plan, I know
And countless tired religions too
It doesn't matter which you choose (oh no)
One stubborn way to turn your back, oh
I guess I've tried and I refuse, oh

Don't don't don't get out
Shot gun see the sun shine
Oh, I'll be waiting for you baby
'Cause I'm through
Sit me down, shut me up
I'll calm down
And I'll get along with you
Alright
Shut me up, shut me up
And I'll get along with you

GOT MY OWN THING - Liz Phair

I've got my own thing
Feel it, it is strong
The shortest people think
But really it is long

I don't have to wait for a miracle
They say I'm pretty as a song
I don't have to stay for a rainy day
I know that something comes along, it always comes along

Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And watch the silly things you do
Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And I hope you swing it this way too
Boy, I do

I've got my own thing
Feel it in a room
Everybody changed
When I do what I do, Cause I do what I do

I don't have to say what i'm thinking cause
Everyone's radio is on and they've heard my latest song
Don't have to stand there with a drink because
They say that we would get along, so let's get along

Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And watch the silly things you do
Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And I hope you swing it this way too
Boy, I do

I know you're not like other guys
I don't expect you to normalize
I won't get into what you do
Because I'm bettin, bettin, bettin, bettin, bettin all my money on you

I don't have to wait for a miracle
They say I'm pretty as a song, they've heard my latest song
You don't have to stand there with a drink because
I know that we would get along, so let's just get along

Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And watch the silly things you do
Ooh boy, I'd love to help give enough rope to hang yourself
And I hope you swing it this way too

THANK YOU NOTES

Thank you note from Virginia Woolf to Thomas Hardy

17th Jan. 1915

Dear Mr Hardy,

I have long wished to tell you how profoundly grateful I am to you for your poems and novels, but naturally it seemed an impertinence to do so. When however, your poem to my father, Leslie Stephen, appeared in Satires of Circumstance this autumn, I felt that I might perhaps be allowed to thank you for that at least. That poem, and the reminiscences you contributed to Professor [F. W.] Maitland's Life of him [1906], remain in my mind as incomparably the truest and most imaginative portrait of him in existence, for which alone his children should be always grateful to you.

But besides this one would like to thank you for the magnificent work which you have already done, and are still to do. The younger generation, who care for poetry and literature, owe you an immeasurable debt, and in particular for your last volume of poems which, to me at any rate, is the most remarkable book to appear in my lifetime.

I write only to satisfy a very old desire, and not to trouble you to reply.

Believe me
Yours sincerely
Virginia Woolf





FOLK SONGS
If I had a hammer
I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a bell
I'd ring it in the morning
I'd ring it in the evening
All over this land
I'd ring out danger
I'd ring out a warning
I'd ring out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

If I had a song
I'd sing it in the morning
I'd sing it in the evening
All over this land
I'd sing out danger
I'd sing out a warning
I'd sing out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Well I've got a hammer
And I've got a bell
And I've got a song to sing
All over this land
It's the hammer of justice
It's the bell of freedom
It's the song about love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land



Best Band Name I've Heard Recently: Test Icicles

WHY THE WHITE SOX?

If the Chicago White Sox beat the Astros tonight, they'll be just one victory away from their first World Series title since 1917. Last season, the Boston Red Sox won their first championship since 1918. Why are these teams "Sox" rather than "Socks"?

They followed the fashion of the times. Many early baseball teams were named after their uniform colors. In the 19th century, there were clubs called the Red Stockings, Brown Stockings, and Blue Stockings. Newspapers like the Chicago Tribune often shortened these nicknames to "Sox." When Charlie Comiskey founded the American League's Chicago White Stockings in 1901, the Tribune wasted no time in dubbing them the White Sox. Boston's AL franchise seems not to have had an official name during its first few years. Reporters called them different names on different days, including the Americans (to distinguish them from Boston's National League team), the Bostons, the Plymouth Rocks, and the Beaneaters. In late 1907, the club's owner settled on Red Sox.

Why the love affair with the letter "x"? The formation of the modern baseball leagues coincides, more or less, with a broad movement to simplify English spelling. The father of the movement, Noah Webster, had pushed to create a "national language" a century earlier. Webster wanted to distinguish American English from British English by correcting irregular spellings and eliminating silent letters. Some of Webster's suggestions took—"jail" for "gaol"—while others haven't caught on—"groop" for "group."

Near the turn of the century, advocacy groups like the Spelling Simplification Board pushed for spelling reform with renewed vigor; they argued that millions of dollars were wasted on printing useless letters. The editor of the Chicago Tribune, Joseph Medill, supported the idea. Medill stripped final "e"s from words like "favorite" in the pages of his newspaper and even suggested more wholesale changes that would have made written English look something like e-mail spam. In 1906, Teddy Roosevelt ordered the government printer to adopt some simplified spellings—such as replacing the suffix "-ed" with "-t" at the end of many words—for official correspondence. Congress responded by passing a bill in support of standard orthography later that year.

By the first decade of the 1900s, "sox" was already a common way to shorten "socks." The "x" version of the word frequently appeared in advertisements for hosiery, for example. And in his 1921 tome The American Language, H.L. Mencken described "sox" as a "vigorous newcomer." "The White Sox are known to all Americans; the White Socks would seem strange," he wrote.

The spelling reform movement weakened over the course of the 20th century. But by the time "sox" fell out of fashion, the baseball nicknames were already entrenched in the sports pages and in the hearts of the teams' fans.

10.14.2005

MUSIC & LYRICS

Sam Beam (Iron & Wine)

THE SEA AND THE RHYTHM:
This one is a pretty straight-up love song about the similarities between the movements in nature and human movements. There seem to be patterns in nature and people in love.

Tonight, we're the sea and the salty breeze the milk from your breast is on my lips and lovelier words from your mouth to me when salty my sweat and fingertips Our hands they seek the end of afternoon my hands believe and move over you Tonight, we're the sea and the rhythm there the waves and the wind and night is black tonight we're the scent of your long black hair spread out like your breath across my back Your hands they move like waves over me beneath the moon, tonight, we're the sea

SUNSET SOON FORGOTTEN:
I started out writing this one with nothing in mind except for sitting in the backyard and playing while the sun went down. There were kids playing in the streets around my house. It just evolved from there, really. There was no real path. Some of the most fun songs come about like poems. They just come out of nowhere and still remain mysterious. I think that’s kind of refreshing sometimes.

Be this sunset soon forgotten Your brothers left here shaved and crazy We’ve learned to hide our bottles in the well And what's worth keeping, sun still sinking Down and down Once again Down and down Gone again Be this sunset one for keeping This june bug street sings low and lovely Those band-aid children Chased your dog away She runs, returning, sun still sinking Down and down Once again Down and down Gone again.

PASSING AFTERNOON:
This came specifically from a friend of my wife’s. She’s at a point in her marriage that is very unhappy. She relies on religion to take herself out of her marital strife. This song is written in that image. I just personalized it and changed narrators and tenses. And like all songs, it sort of took on a life of its own and grew from there....

There are times that walk from you like some passing afternoon Summer warmed the open window of her honeymoon And she chose a yard to burn but the ground remembers her Wooden spoons, her children stir her Bougainvillea blooms There are things that drift away like our endless, numbered days Autumn blew the quilt right off the perfect bed she made And she's chosen to believe in the hymns her mother sings Sunday pulls its children from the piles of fallen leaves There are sailing ships that pass all our bodies in the grass Springtime calls her children until she let's them go at last And she's chosen where to be, though she's lost her wedding ring Somewhere near her misplaced jar of Bougainvillea seeds There are things we can't recall, Blind as night that finds us all Winter tucks her children in, her fragile china dolls But my hands remember hers, rolling around the shaded ferns Naked arms, her secrets still like songs I'd never learned There are names across the sea, only now I do believe Sometimes, with the window closed, she'll sit and think of me But she'll mend his tattered clothes and they'll kiss as if they know A baby sleeps in all our bones, so scared to be alone

Leslie Feist

MUSHABOOM:
I wrote this song in ten minutes, sitting in my house with the lights out. It was about a week after I'd gotten back from the east coast of Canada where I'd driven around sniffing lilac buses and walking through abandoned and for-sale property, playing house in my head.

Helping the kids out of their coats
But wait the babies haven't been born
Unpacking the bags and setting up
And planting lilacs and buttercups

But in the meantime I've got it hard
Second floor living without a yard
It may be years until the day
My dreams will match up with my pay

Old dirt road
Knee deep snow
Watching the fire as we grow old

I got a man to stick it out
And make a home from a rented house
And we'll collect the moments one by one
I guess that's how the future's done

How many acres how much light
Tucked in the woods and out of sight
Talk to the neighbors and tip my cap
On a little road barely on the map

Old dirt road
Knee deep snow
Watching the fire as we grow old
Old dirt road
Rambling rose
Watching the fire as we grow
Well I'm sold


LET IT DIE:
This is another winter walk song. I wrote this while walking from Kensington Market to my old apartment above Soundscapes in Toronto. I think this song came from listening to a lot of "Ain't No Sunshine" by Bill Withers. I was trying to think of something other than the cold. I told myself that if I still remembered the lyrics and melody by the time I made it home, then I'd 4-track it that afternoon. So I did, and then I did.

Let it die and get out of my mind
We don't see eye to eye
Or hear ear to ear
Don't you wish that we could forget that kiss
And see this for what it is
That we're not in love
The saddest part of a broken heart
Isn't the ending so much as the start
It was hard to tell just how I felt
To not recognize myself
I started to fade away
And after all it won't take long to fall in love
Now I know what I don't want
I learned that with you
The saddest part of a broken heart
Isn't the ending so much as the start
The tragedy starts from the very first spark
Losing your mind for the sake of your heart
The saddest part of a broken heart
Isn't the ending so much as the start


10.12.2005

MISCELLANEOUS

"Perhaps real wisdom lies in not seeking answers at all. Any answer we find will not be true for long. An answer is a place where we can fall asleep as life moves past us to its next question. After all these years, I have begun to wonder if the secret of living well is not in having all the answers, but in pursuing unanswerable questions in good company." Rachel Naomi Remen

Seven Habits of Highly Successful People
1. Skiing
2. Yachting
3. Snorkeling
4. Golf
5. Polo
6. Dinner parties
7. Shopping

MOVIES

The Squid and the Whale: Divorce and its effect on children is a topic movies have worked to death. Writer- director Noah Baumbach (Kicking and Screaming, Mr. Jealousy) discovers it fresh and with fierce insight and feeling in a movie where even the laughs cut to the bone. Baumbach sets the film in Brooklyn's Park Slope, where he lived in the 1980s during and after the breakup of his own parents, former film critic Georgia Brown and novelist Jonathan Baumbach. In the film, Jeff Daniels plays Bernard, the academic dad in career crisis, with the vividly scrappy Laura Linney as Joan, the wife whose writing is just beginning to be recognized. Jesse Eisenberg, so good in Roger Dodger, amazes again as sixteen-year-old Walt, Baumbach's surrogate. And Owen Kline -- son of actors Kevin Kline and Phoebe Cates -- is a marvel as Frank, a twelve-year-old for whom jerking off has become a vocation. The boys react in different ways to their overachieving parents, especially when Mom screws the tennis pro (William Baldwin), and Dad's student (Anna Paquin) moves in with him. At school, Walt passes off Pink Floyd's "Hey You" as his own, and Frank finds ever-more-intriguing places to dispose of his jism. All the performances are flawless, but Daniels' portrait of a man trying helplessly to break out of the cocoon of his own self-regard is a finely tuned tour de force and his shining hour onscreen. Without jerking tears or reducing the acid content of his wit, Baumbach's humane movie gets under your skin.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: Jim Carrey’s hangdog charm was never put to better use than in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Although director Michel Gondry and writer/meta-fabulist Charlie Kaufman don’t give him much to do except pine soulfully for his daffy girlfriend Clementine (Kate Winslet, also working miracles with a character who’s Cute and Quirky and nothing more), they come the closest to evoking the hazy shade of winter caused by the intersect of dreams, longing, and terror than any filmaker since Luis Bunuel did with Belle De Jour and, better, the exquisite prankster of The Discreet Charm of The Bourgeoisie. Director Michel Gondry grounds this exquisite nonsense in a cast of pranksters that understands how to unearth the surreal in the quotidian: Mark Ruffalo’s uber-nerd, Tom Wilkinson’s exasperated pathos, and Kirsten Dunst’s stoner shenanigans. Best of all, the otherworldliness of Kaufman/Gondry’s conceit is best exemplified by Elijah Wood’s eyes, whose opaque blue nothingness suggest desires he’s not willing to articulate—until the film’s devastating denouement.

In the Mood for Love: A husband suspects his wife of having an affair. The woman living next door to him suspects her husband of the same. Observing that their spouses are away on “business” during precisely the same periods of time, the cuckolded husband and his neighbor meet to discuss the apparent situation, role-play as the adulterous pair and, in the process, fall in love with each other. This, in a nut-shell, is the plot of In the Mood for Love, but it doesn’t so much as hint at why Wong Kar-wai’s film is one of the new millennium’s finest. It’s Wong’s meticulous attention to detail—from hypnotic slow-motion rhyming shots set to Nat King Cole to the cut and fabric of a dress and the print of wallpaper—that elevates potentially turgid melodramatic material to the heart-wrenching level of tragedy.

You Can Count On Me: The brother-sister relationship has never fared all that well in movies. Put loosely, the brother, commonly reduced to a kind of Sonny Corleone guardian figure, seldom gets to know the sister outside of his knuckleheaded attempts to police her sexuality, while the sister (see Punch-Drunk Love) generally comes off as either weak or as a meddlesome harpy. You Can Count on Me made up for that in 2000, offering an unfailingly sensitive, funny, and deft portrayal of two siblings, Sammy (Laura Linney) and Terry (Mark Ruffalo), who are orphaned as children and left to grope their way through adulthood without the benefit of an exemplar. The cast (including a superbly melancholic Rory Culkin) is extraordinary, and the writing and direction by playwright Kenneth Lonergan dodges cliché with consummate skill.

In the Bedroom: Given the film’s subject matter (a middle-aged couple losing their son to an act of violence), I find it miraculous that director Todd Field never resorts to sappy melodramatic techniques. Field approaches the grief in understated natural tones, providing an air of authenticity to the brilliant performances. In the Bedroom never falls victim to the more hackneyed indie clichés: no character sinks to heavy-handed monologues and the director rarely forces lofty poetic language into common situations. The misery emerges subtly, replacing garish theatrics with a far more honest realism. Much of the film remains impartial in its observations, and instead of forcing out an awkward conclusion; the end strikes a peculiarly ambiguous note. Has justice been served? Or are our protagonists no better than the anonymous evil they sought to eradicate from their lives?

Wallace and Gromit: Were-Rabbit -- If Jessica Alba can have a successful movie career, why can’t plasticine? Both are delicately molded, pliably expressive, and, after a while, surprisingly warm to the touch. Ms. Alba, however, may lack the emotional range, the fire in the belly, that would enable her to master the role of Wallace. For the uninitiated, Wallace is a clumping, hairless, dough-hued single white male of indeterminate age. His accent, like his moral outlook on life, places him in Yorkshire, England. Onscreen, Wallace looms large, yet in reality he is a plasticine maquette, no more than a foot tall. He would pop quite snugly into the pocket of Jessica Alba’s jeans. How he would like it in there is another matter.

Wallace lives with Gromit, an intellectually gifted dog who compensates for his want of a mouth—normally a useful accoutrement—by cultivating vast reserves of long-suffering nobility. He waits on Wallace, yet he stands as the culminating figure in a fine tradition of servants who outstrip their masters. Jeeves would claim this mutt as a kindred spirit, as would Sancho Panza. Gromit’s moods are best charted through his shelf-like brow, which can droop in dismayed fatigue, pucker with anxiety, or harden into a disapproving frown. King Kong was similarly endowed.

Man and hound alike are the invention of Nick Park, the British sovereign of stop-motion animation. If my sums add up, Park is statistically the most highly prized filmmaker in the world. He has made three short films starring Wallace and Gromit, all of which were nominated for best short animated film at the Academy Awards. The first of them, “A Grand Day Out” (1989), failed to win, although the actual winner was another Nick Park project, the wondrous “Creature Comforts.” Both of his next pictures, “The Wrong Trousers” (1993) and “A Close Shave” (1995), proved victorious on the night. It is, I suppose, conceivable that the duo’s latest jape, a full-length feature entitled “Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit,” five years in the making, might not secure another Oscar, but any such failure will raise calls for a congressional inquiry.

The plot brims with Euripidean horror. Somebody, or something, is stealing and consuming garden vegetables, and it is up to Wallace and Gromit (now operating as a limited company, Anti-Pesto, for all your vermin-removal needs) to track down and neutralize the culprits. They capture a throng of delinquent rabbits, and Wallace—whose aspirations tend to exceed his grasp—tries to brainwash them, with a view to erasing their herbivorous desires. The plan backfires, and the outcome is a ravening mutant bunny the size of a polar bear. This endangers everything, not least Wallace’s burgeoning love for Lady Tottington, the local grandee, and Gromit’s even deeper love for the bomb-shaped melon that he has cultivated in the greenhouse, and upon which he likes to bestow a lonely caress.

The fact that the movie’s climax, with Gromit piloting a bulbous airplane, so closely resembles the end of “A Close Shave” is neither a coincidence nor a fault. If anything, it strengthens my conviction that what Park has done is resurrect not just the spirit but, as it were, the bodily science of early comedy. Like Chuck Jones, and, further back, like Buster Keaton and Harold Lloyd, Park is unafraid of the formulaic—of bops on the head, of the unattainable beloved, of gadgetry gone awry—because he sees what beauty there can be in minor, elaborate variations on a basic theme. He knows that, when we call a stunt death-defying, that means lifeenhancing; the breakneck is funny because everything in sight gets broken except the hero’s neck.

The world loves Wallace and Gromit. (In Japan, Park is on the brink of acquiring divine status.) This is not a small thing; the history of cinema is, in a sense, the epidemiology of mass appeal, and ever since Charlie Chaplin filmmakers have striven to re-create the contagion of his allure. More by instinct than by calculation, Park has followed Chaplin both in his fondness for the homely—for our staying inside with a pet and a hot drink—and in his zest for the perilous unknown. Wallace is equipped in the British style of the nineteen-fifties, with teapot, toaster, sleeveless sweater, and tie; the new film expands to show a whole town built on the same lines, complete with dependable bobby, silly vicar, and a posh house to whose chatelaine everyone defers. The setup is as feudal and contented as Wodehouse’s Blandings, and what Tony Blair must think of it heaven knows, for it represents all that his history-scorning administration has sought to wipe away, or, at any rate, to forget. Yet, at the same time, Wallace fancies himself as forward-looking, his mission being to bust crime and construct the machinery of the future; the dénouement of “A Close Shave,” though packed with bleating sheep, was also an adoring gesture toward “Terminator.” There is something for everybody here: an unholy mixture of Philip Larkin and Bruce Wayne.

Does “Curse of the Were-Rabbit” maintain the pace? It does, although that pace is so unflagging that, strangely enough, it veers closer to outright panic than its short predecessors did. Wallace and Gromit have almost no time in which merely to sit around, and that is when we envy them most. Again, the parallel is with silent films. Purists will insist that the best of Park is to be found in “The Wrong Trousers,” just as Chaplin’s “One a.m.” and Keaton’s “One Week”—note the simplicity of the titles—achieve an ideal distillation that is denied to, say, “City Lights.” Still, the new film displays all of Park’s virtues, down to the cheesy puns in which he specializes (some of them, for the first time, veined with blue), and to the cheese on which Wallace prefers to dine. Children will revere the result, and adults will permit themselves a childish pleasure in the streamlined gags—and, incidentally, in the absence of children from the screen. How consoling it is, once again, to hear Wallace’s wobbly cry, resigned to the onset of chaos, “Everything’s under control.” That is always a lie, and we always want to believe it.

Talk To Her: Our lone entry from Writer/Director Pedro Almodovar (All About My Mother, Live Flesh) is, as is common in much great art, simultaneously crushing, heartening, and beautiful. The story of two wildly different men whose lives become linked by comatose love interests sounds more like the subject of an ill-fated WB sitcom than a great film, but Talk To Her’s rich characters and unrelenting tenderness far outstrip its premise. Javier Aguirresarobe’s magnificent yet unobtrusive cinematography frames two world-class performances by male leads Javier Camara and Dario Grandinetti. Camara, as slow-witted Benigno, shines brightest; his portrayal so deft as to not only infatuate the viewer with innocent warmth but also foreshadow ruinous weaknesses. Benigno’s personality, conduct, and impact on other major characters drive Talk To Her’s narrative, and the result is immensely stirring without sacrificing an ounce of complexity. A true masterpiece.

The Royal Tenenbaums: The Royal Tenenbaums is of another world. It might as well begin with the phrase “A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...” Instead, we get a glorious eight-minute prologue that outlines the many wonders—the exceptional skills, the special interests, the well-earned fame—of the once great Tenenbaum family, a clan so utterly precious and impressive that they become instantly enchanting and entirely unreal. That’s the ingenious hook, and then, just as suddenly, to the soaring strains of “Hey Jude” our narrator ties up the sequence and kicks us in the balls: “Virtually all memory of the brilliance of the young Tenenbaums had been erased by two decades of betrayal, failure, and disaster.” As if conflicted, or manic, the movie shoots off in two sharply different directions. In finely honed Wes Anderson fashion, its quirky, stylized tone, pace, look, and sound rockets straight ahead at warp speed. Meanwhile, its story—a tender tale of family, forgiveness, lost ambition, and stubborn renewal—imbues the movie, scene by scene with ever more genuine pathos. Though no less peculiar or animated, what began as a cartoon has become a deeply felt human tale. What began on another planet, ends right here at home.







from The New Yorker:

Daniel Lippman spent the summer at his parents’ house, in Great Barrington, Massachusetts, balancing light proofreading duties at the community newspaper with the more demoralizing demands of a grocery-store clerkship. Daniel is fifteen. He had just finished his freshman year at Hotchkiss. Like many boys his age, Daniel has an Internet habit his parents don’t really understand. He interviews mid-level Bush Administration bureaucrats.

Daniel is the lone regular on Ask the White House, a forum on the White House’s Web site. Once or twice a week, the site features a different Cabinet member, deputy assistant, or undersecretary—Daniel refers to them as “the policy setters.” Each one answers a dozen questions submitted by ordinary citizens. The entire conversation then spools out beside his or her federal head shot. A September 11, 2003, exchange between a German man and Andrew Card went like this: German man: “I just wanted to say: God bless America! Today on 09.11 and forever!” Card: “Yes!!!!!!!!! Thank you!”

In 2004, Daniel visited Ask the White House for the first time, soliciting from the deputy director of the Office of Management and Budget a rundown of recent cuts. That July, he asked Neil Armstrong if it was possible to send a man to Mars: “In your mind, could it work out, practically?” After his first successes, he made printouts and showed them to his parents, a psychiatrist and a garden writer. But these days, he said, when he sits down to dinner, “I’ll usually just say, ‘Oh, yeah. I asked the secretary of something-or-something something today.’ ”

After pressing Alberto Gonzales on the Patriot Act on April 12th, Daniel conversed with White House officials thirteen more times this summer. In addition to civil servants in Defense and the Small Business Administration, Daniel has chatted with the national-security adviser, Steve Hadley; the Homeland Security chief, Michael Chertoff; and the retired Reds shortstop Barry Larkin, the Presidential Tee Ball Commissioner. In an interview with Ambassador Rob Portman, the United States Trade Representative, Daniel asked how a proposed Central American Free Trade Agreement would protect workers’ rights. “And will cafta-dr create more U.S. jobs in the end?”

“Good trade agreements are win-win,” Portman wrote in a long and deftly non-specific response. He encouraged Daniel to get involved in public service.

Daniel has honed his approach carefully. “You can’t just ask a question that’s overtly political, but you don’t want to ask a softball question,” he said. His signature lead-in is “I am a 15 year old very interested in politics and the like.” He has also perfected a strategy that could be described as the Lippman Reverse: teasing a bias in his setup, then blow-darting the bureaucrat from the opposite direction. “Hi Mr. Secretary,” he wrote to Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman. “My great-grandfather invented an oil drill bit back in the early 1900s and was a pioneer in the oil fields of Spindletop, TX and a co-founder of Texaco.” (This is true.) “My question is what is the Energy Dept. doing to ward off climate change?”

With school starting, Daniel may have less time for Ask the White House, though he’d love to have a crack at President Bush, to revisit the question of weapons of mass destruction. “If I was going to get a truly truthful answer from the President, I’d ask him if that’s what our intelligence said, or if he manipulated or cherry-picked it,” he said. He’d also like to have this Katrina business clarified.

POLICE

Who's that guy in the police lineup?

In 1988, Barry Gibbs was convicted of murdering a prostitute. Just two weeks ago, that conviction was thrown out when the eyewitness who fingered Gibbs said the police lineup was rigged. Where do officers find people for a lineup?

In jail. The investigating detective typically plucks lineup fodder—known as "fillers," "dummies," or "known innocents"—from the in-house lockup. Most states require at least four fillers to be in a lineup. To have a positive identification stand up in court, the suspect can't be the only person in the lineup who matches any distinctive characteristics that the witness remembers. If an eyewitness recalls that the culprit had John Kerry-style hair, then a detective has to find fillers with Kerry coifs, not just four older white guys.

Sometimes cops can't find all the fillers they need in jail—there's a limited supply of inmates, and some are either too dangerous to deal with or just don't want to cooperate. In such instances, a detective might look for stand-ins in the county or central city jail; he also might pull in other cops, office workers, or sometimes even people on the street. For example, if Manhattan cops find someone on the street with the right look, they will pay him or her $10 to participate in a lineup.

There are two types of police lineups: investigatory and confirmatory. For an investigatory lineup, in which the detective susses out whether he's got the right man, the stand-ins usually get rounded up in about an hour—it's difficult to hold a suspect who hasn't been arrested for much longer. Police might take more care and more time to assemble a confirmatory lineup, in which a witness is called in to verify the identity of someone who's already been arrested.

Even the most thorough detective often has to settle for fillers who share only the suspect's broadest characteristics, like race and height. Perhaps that's why it's common to find that convictions overturned based on new evidence (such as DNA) rested on live lineup identifications.

Some criminal-justice experts and the U.S. Department of Justice now recommend using digital photo spreads. For one, it's easier to find fillers with specific features by using thousands of booking photographs. Most American police departments choose six photos and arrange them in two rows of three—what's called the "six pack." Canadian police typically use 12 photos in each virtual lineup.

But some jurisdictions, like New York City, still require that a live lineup be used for an eyewitness identification to be admissible in court. A few police departments have tried to improve their lineup methodology by hiring outside consultants to pull fillers rather than detectives, who are often overworked and poorly trained in lineup design.

10.05.2005

"Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved."
Helen Keller

"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that there was within me an invincible summer."
Albert Camus

MOVIES TO RENT

Dancer in the DarkLars von Trier rarely escapes a review without the word “provocateur” having been slapped onto his work like an expiry date onto a bag of lunchmeat. Like most labels, this one is misleading because it fails to account for the notion that someone like von Trier genuinely cares about anything but scandalizing his audience. With Dancer in the Dark, he surpassed his critics’ expectations, however, with the unlikely help of singer Björk, who performs her heart out as the pitiable Selma, a mother faced with an ever-worsening illness and the desperate need to care for her child. The end of the film may find Von Trier at his most merciless—who doesn’t know someone who has been permanently traumatized by this film?—but Björk’s commitment and the sprightly genre-play give us something that, in the end, rises above bald exhibitionism.

Crouching Tiger Hidden DragonForget simple suspension: Ang Lee’s Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon basically asked audiences to obliterate their disbelief, to buy into a world of moon-walking, Matrix-aping samurais. If it feels like Lee’s playing a video game here, that because he basically is—the gorgeous backdrops feel like levels, the epic battle sequences like end-bosses. Don’t lie—your thumb reached for the “jump” button more than once. Amidst all the high-fantasy, old-world swordplay, it’s easy to forget that Lee is milking the oldest tricks in the book—revenge, honor, love—for an honest-to-goodness plot. No reason to get fancy with the themes, though: They’re just fodder for Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’s psychedelia, a bunch of deadly warriors pogoing around a trippy McDonalds playscape.

Million Dollar BabyThanks to heavyweight stars and rather wacky criticism from conservative pundits, Million Dollar Baby became a genuine water-cooler movie. As is the case with many controversial films, the event that becomes to focus of discussion is secondary to the themes presented. In the case of Maggie Fitzgerald (Hilary Swank) and Frankie Dunn (Clint Eastwood), euthanasia is the extreme continuation of a relationship based on deep love and unconditional loyalty. The subject of redemption receives special treatment as well. Spectacular acting and Eastwood’s more-than-capable direction produce a personal air in which the audience grows genuinely attached to the film’s characters. It’s a shame how Million Dollar Baby has been discussed in its infancy. Years from now hopefully it will be seen in a different light, as a film far more remarkable for its gravity than its supposedly devious message.

Amores PerrosPETA members beware: Though a disclaimer in the opening credits states that no animals were harmed during the production of Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s 2000 art-house hit, it would, nevertheless, be understandable to feel a tad skeptical when watching the grittily depicted dog-fights staged in the three-part film’s first segment. If you can stomach the canine-on-canine violence, however, there are some interesting ideas about love, in various forms and facets, scattered throughout here, as well as a vibrant portrait of life in contemporary Mexico City. Innaritu’s film, along with Alfonso Cuaron’s Y Tu Mama Tambien, also represents a significant U.S. breakthrough for Mexican cinema. Just ask Hollywood: Flash forward a few years’ time, and Innaritu’s directing Sean Penn and Naomi Watts in an Oscar-nominated studio release, while Cuaron is at the helm for a Harry Potter sequel.

Best In Show“And to think that in some countries these dogs are eaten.” The secret to Fred Willard’s hilarious turn as dog show commentator Buck Laughlin is that he doesn’t stray far from what most audience members want to say while watching dog shows. Best In Show, however, revels in the comedic possibilities inherent in the obsession necessary to reach the heights of a national dog show, torquing the quirks of dog lovers to a heightened state of situational insanity. Guest’s usual cast of improvisers is here, tweaking the formula established in 1996’s Waiting for Guffman, but here it simply works better, perhaps because the targets are far wider ranging, even though they share the same obsessive characteristics. Luckily, unlike the contest there’s no need to pick one over the other.

Almost FamousIt was unlikely that the unincredibly glamorous world of music criticism would ever be immortalized on film, much less in one as exquisite as Almost Famous. Did the fantastic, boundary-expanding, state-trotting journey of Patrick Fugit in Almost Famous set up unrealistic expectations of life as a teenage music critic? I don't think any of us at Stylus are on Franz Ferdinand's speed-dial yet, and I doubt too many of us are holding our breath for any Faruzia Balk-Anna Paquin three-ways in the immediate future either. But the love and enthusiasm (for music, among other things) that's evident in every frame of Almost Famous, against reason and against better sense and in spite of everything—that's for real. That's us. So is Philip Seymour Hoffman, thankfully on the other end of Patrick Fugit's panicked phone call—"Of course I'm here, I'm uncool." That's us too. We're there for you. We're uncool.

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron BurgundyRon Burgundy is no Charles Foster Kane and Will Ferrell is no Orson Welles . . . we got it. However, everyone needs an easy laugh once in a while, and if a single dumb comedy can fulfill that need repeatedly, it deserves to be considered a great movie. Many of our readers probably expected Old School to occupy the “token-mainstream-comedy-that-gets-included-to-prove-how-not-stuffy-we-are” slot, but the unabashed silliness of Anchorman won over enough of our hearts. Dreamworks’s thought process behind Anchorman probably got no further than the, “Will Ferrell is funny, let’s see if he can carry a movie,” stage, but thankfully that was enough. Ferrell and his writing partner/director Adam McKay surrounded the project with a ton of talent and simply let funny people be funny. Yes it’s stupid, yes it’s barely coherent, but Ferrell and co.’s willingness to “go for it” at the expense of keeping the movie together is precisely what makes Anchorman so endearing.

Memento
It was the Viz Profanisaurus that first defined the term "Tarantino Hangover" as being when the various humourous incidents that occurred on the prior night's drinking come to you in a series of random flashbacks that don't make any sense until you've sat through them all. Taking that into consideration, a "Christopher Nolan hangover" must be one received after a three-day period constantly hooked up to a Poteen drip. Memento may have caused word of mouth based on that non-linear narrative gimmick, but you came for the time-frame shifts, and stayed for the top line editing, assured noir direction, proof that Guy Pearce is actually an actor to bother with, and Joe Pantoliano proving that nobody on this planet can play an asshole quite like he can.

Spellbound
The most suspenseful thriller of 2003 was a movie whose plot description would probably put people to sleep. But yes, believe it or not, this documentary (strike one) that follows a group of precocious and/or annoying kids (strike two) at the national spelling bee (do I even need to say it?) is as totally spellbinding as the title would have you believe. Like any great movie about a totally nerdy subject, you don't have to be a vocab obsessive to enjoy Spellbound—in other words, you might not care about how to spell the word "autochtonous," but I guarantee that you will care about whether or not that poor Neil kid is going to disappoint not only his parents but countless families in India, or whether that snotty Emily girl is gonna get her come-uppance, and of course WHO'S GOING TO WIN DAMMIT. And regardless of who you're rooting for to win, whenever that wrong answer-indicating bell is rung, if your heart isn't in your throat then congratulations at being the first person to ever skip youth entirely.

The PianistWith The Pianist, it finally felt like Roman Polanski was getting closer to acknowledging that the manifest horrors of some of his films had anything at all to do with the manifest horrors of his childhood. No one could fault him for trying to avoid the Holocaust throughout his career, instead allowing for his subconscious to attempt the unenviable task of exorcising the trauma that lay bristling below the surface. But in this film, the anxiety that made Repulsion, Rosemary’s Baby, and The Tenant so unsettling is dug out at the root. As the musician Wladyslaw Szpilman, Adrien Brody will never be this good again, while Polanski finally gets to enjoy the kind of adult life befitting a cinematic elder statesman of his talent—at last, peace.

About SchmidtI realize the whole “playing a real-life schlub instead of your sickeningly glamorous self” gimmick’s a well-worn path to easy Hollywood cred (take a bow Nic Cage, Cameron Diaz, Jennifer Aniston and Sly Stallone), but since I didn’t have much truck with Mad Jack before (especially with him being the world’s most insufferable sports fan and all), it was nice to see Nicholson defiantly, indisputably not playing Nicholson for a change. As an Alexander Payne primer on shiftless white men past their sexual peak, Schmidt’s better than Sideways if not quite as squirmingly truthful and tragically desperate as Election. All this, and Kathy Bates’ best work since Waterboy!

Traffic
There's nothing particularly innovative or even that decade-definitive about Steven Soderbergh's Traffic, and I'd be foolish to pretend like I knew if it was a truly accurate look at the drug trade in America at the moment. More importantly, though, the movie is thoroughly engrossing for every minute it plays (which, though you might not notice, is actually a lot of minutes)--from Erika Christensen cooking up for the first time to Don Cheadle and Luis Guzman swapping virginity-losing stories, from Catherine Zeta-Jones being surprisingly level-headed at her first big coke deal to Topher Grace explaining the reality of street drug dealing to idealist Michael Douglas, it's extremely unlikely that something won't resonate with you personally and even more unlikely that all of it won't entertain you thoroughly. It's Goodfellas with a heart, at 45 instead of 78 RPM.

Requiem for a DreamFamous before its release for containing more cuts than any film in history (approximately 3-4 times that of an average feature), Darren Aronofsky’s follow up to Pi took drug related cautionary-tales to another plane. The subject matter and events of Requiem for a Dream take a back seat to Aronofsky’s manic style and the lead performances. Jared Leto proved more than competent (who knew?), Jennifer Connelly initiated her ascendance to A-List female lead, and Ellen Burstyn’s portrayal of aging widow Sara Goldfarb proves easily the strongest aspect of the film. While the drug scenes and consequences can be nearly cartoonish, Aronofsky’s success in depicting the motivation behind and desperation resulting from addiction makes Requiem for a Dream one of the better films of the decade.

Capturing the Friedmans If the documentary was the filmic genre to watch over the last five years, then Capturing the Friedmans is the masterpiece that made good on the promise. Who knew that the proliferation of home video cameras—technology intended to document the special occasions of any family—would lead to such a heartbreaking look at the dissolution of one? There are so many things going on in Capturing the Friedmans that defy easy synopsis, from the unflinching look at the hysteria surrounding pedophilia that afflicts Arnold Friedman’s “victims,” to the bilious relationship between the Friedman boys and their mother. This isn’t your family, but, for better or for worse, it is a family, and the evenhandedness with which director Andrew Jarecki conducts these proceedings could teach any Supreme Court Judge a thing or two.

10.03.2005



BattersRHRRBISBAVG
H. Matsui (NYY - OF)101211101.303
R. Hernández (SD - C) 82101.203
M. Loretta (SD - 2B) 191133.311
A. RamírezDL (ChC - 3B) 7231880.308
N. Garciaparra (ChC - 3B,SS) 185210.260
A. Huff (TB - 1B,3B,OF)5219726.265
C. Beltrán (NYM - OF)81167715.268
A. Dunn (Cin - 1B,OF) 8832864.251
J. Reyes (NYM - 2B,SS) 9155459.277
M. Teixeira (Tex - 1B)109421414.303
T. Hafner (Cle - 1B) 5721700.314
A. Pierzynski (CWS - C)0000.083
C. Biggio (Hou - 2B,OF) 4511266.249
R. HidalgoDL (Tex - OF)2000.125
B. Inge (Det - C,3B,OF)458474.249
M. CameronDL (NYM - OF)123115.295
T. Womack (NYY - 2B,OF)4012.161
B. Hall (Mil - 2B,3B,SS)7472.257
J. Morneau (Min - 1B) 125140.234
Lu. González (Ari - OF) 2001.385
P. Feliz (SF - 1B,3B,SS,OF) 1110.250
M. Lieberthal (Phi - C) 0010.125
P. Nevin (Tex - 1B) 6120.375
J. Posada (NYY - C)184140.265
V. Díaz (NYM - OF)0010.417
R. Freel (Cin - 2B,3B,OF) 15046.253
W. Peña (Cin - OF) 0000.500
M. Ellis (Oak - 2B,SS)2000.167
B. Crosby (Oak - SS) 0000.000
R. Howard (Phi - 1B)0000.250
R. Barajas (Tex - C)1000.500
K. Millar (Bos - 1B,OF)0000.000
 Totals868232871119.277
<2005 BASEBALL

 Totals
PitchersWSVKERAWHIP
B. SheetsDL (Mil - SP)1001323.381.07
Ol. Pérez (Pit - SP)60836.301.70
J. Vázquez (Ari - SP) 801305.131.40
S. Takatsu (NYM - RP)08155.561.68
D. Graves (NYM - RP)11087.792.42
B. Lyon (Ari - RP)01081.931.36
D. Davis (Mil - SP)30315.031.35
B. Webb (Ari - SP) 901363.331.26
B. Wickman (Cle - RP)023172.651.29
B. Arroyo (Bos - SP) 30334.731.24
J. Piñeiro (Sea - SP) 10125.231.50
C. TsaoDL (Col - RP)1237.201.80
D. Turnbow (Mil - SP,RP)736571.731.10
K. Benson (NYM - SP) 60564.331.30
D. Cabrera (Bal - SP)40385.671.22
T. Walker (SF - RP)119405.111.49
B. Fuentes (Col - RP)215413.141.36
R. Dempster (ChC - SP,RP) 327451.641.22
C. Reitsma (Atl - RP)212194.361.33
P. Byrd (LAA - SP)10133.320.92
K. Farnsworth (Atl - RP)02510.132.25
C. Schilling (Bos - SP,RP) 49466.081.56
J. Peavy (SD - SP) 50842.671.08
F. Hernández (Sea - SP) 20623.361.07
J. Rincón (Min - RP) 10172.761.59
M. Timlin (Bos - RP)310153.931.36
R. Madson (Phi - RP)0063.521.30
E. Bedard (Bal - SP)0067.501.33
J. Seo (NYM - SP)0067.202.00
D. Wheeler (Hou - RP)0055.141.14
C. Sabathia (Cle - SP) 30371.780.91
B. Jenks (CWS - RP)0050.000.67
J. Contreras (CWS - SP) 40262.050.95
S. Torres (Pit - RP)1050.000.75
B. McCarthy (CWS - SP)0044.261.26
 Totals9118312463.981.29